“THE ‘I JUST LOVE THAT OL’ BOY’ DUDE”
Recently we were in a lot of different churches, where we were introduced to a bunch of people and made a lot of new friends. Met a lot...
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- May 24
“SWINGING FOR FENCES AND SETTLING FOR SINGLES”
The batter is warming up on deck – meaning he is the next one to come to the plate to face the pitcher. The man on the pitching mound is...
- May 18
LET ME SAY THIS! !*&^%+%7*&(ijokjr^%rgyj!!
For anyone, reading and understanding the title of this column is pretty impossible. The reason is plain – I just closed my eyes and...
- May 11
“THE WORLD OF FEMALES”
Ducks and people. You begin comparing male and female ducks to us human counterparts, and you will find a drastic difference. And I’m not...
- May 4
“HERE, HOLD MY ROPE”
Susie and her older sister went for a walk on the country road near her home. As they stepped onto the arched bridge that spanned a...
- Apr 26
“THESE TOUGH MEN ARE RARE”
Seems my own version of ‘tough men,’ are rarely found any more, and the modern version of tough men are weak in comparison. Politically,...
- Apr 19
FORTUNE TELLERS DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME
They seem to be everywhere in any town you drive through. Signs promoting the services of a local ‘TAROT CARD READER,’ ‘FORTUNE TELLER,’...
- Apr 12
“WRONG PLACE AND TIME, BUT TOTALLY INNOCENT, OF COURSE”
You and I hear them, the stories of people who insist they are totally innocent of any wrongdoing. Yet they are definitely identified as...
- Apr 7
“NOTHING FUN ABOUT IT, USUALLY”
“I am not stupid! Ignorant maybe, but certainly not totally stupid.” The rallying cry of most of us. Everyone feels better when they have...
- Mar 29
“BETTER LEARN TO HOLD YOUR HOLT”
You’ve lived long enough to have heard a bunch of tired cliches and old sayings, I know. One of Andy’s favorites from an old friend is...
- Mar 23
“DON’T LIVE THERE, JUST VISIT ONCE”
Most people have a bad habit. Nah, I don’t want to hear about your overeating- cigarette smoking- drug taking- lying- stealing-...
- Mar 16
“HOW TO START YOUR OWN WAR”
We all have done it. Whether we deliberately intend to speak those words, or they just kind of slide out when our mouth opens. But things...
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