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“BOILING A TOAD IS ONLY FUN FOR THE BOILER”
Do this one. (If your spouse is a bit squeamish, then best accomplish this without them being in the kitchen) Catch a live toad. Fill a...
Jul 13, 2023


“CUSTOMER SERVICE, A LOST ART”
“Customer Service” - the belief that every person walking in through the door of the store needs to be treated as vital to the financial...
Jul 6, 2023


“THE USA – ENDLESSLY LOVED AND PROTECTED”
Our country. Home sweet home. The United States of America since 1776. To us citizens, it is the best country in the world. At least, to...
Jul 4, 2023


“ATTACK-MODE ANGRY MALE”
My husband was walking recently on a sidewalk near our home, when he saw a male who was definitely not in good humor, coming toward him....
Jun 21, 2023


“DON’T MAKE YOUR KID BURN YOUR BARLEY FIELD”
By Bob Garver Being a dad involves a definite fact. Your kid craves and needs your attention. Some do more than others, but make no...
Jun 15, 2023


“WANT MORE ENERGY? GET ANGRY”
Listless, undriven? Feel like you need a motivation just to get out of bed or roll off your couch? One sure-fire way to feel a spark of...
Jun 7, 2023


“THE ‘I JUST LOVE THAT OL’ BOY’ DUDE”
Recently we were in a lot of different churches, where we were introduced to a bunch of people and made a lot of new friends. Met a lot...
May 31, 2023


“SWINGING FOR FENCES AND SETTLING FOR SINGLES”
The batter is warming up on deck – meaning he is the next one to come to the plate to face the pitcher. The man on the pitching mound is...
May 24, 2023


LET ME SAY THIS! !*&^%+%7*&(ijokjr^%rgyj!!
For anyone, reading and understanding the title of this column is pretty impossible. The reason is plain – I just closed my eyes and...
May 18, 2023


“THE WORLD OF FEMALES”
Ducks and people. You begin comparing male and female ducks to us human counterparts, and you will find a drastic difference. And I’m not...
May 11, 2023


“HERE, HOLD MY ROPE”
Susie and her older sister went for a walk on the country road near her home. As they stepped onto the arched bridge that spanned a...
May 4, 2023


“THESE TOUGH MEN ARE RARE”
Seems my own version of ‘tough men,’ are rarely found any more, and the modern version of tough men are weak in comparison. Politically,...
Apr 26, 2023


FORTUNE TELLERS DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME
They seem to be everywhere in any town you drive through. Signs promoting the services of a local ‘TAROT CARD READER,’ ‘FORTUNE TELLER,’...
Apr 19, 2023


“WRONG PLACE AND TIME, BUT TOTALLY INNOCENT, OF COURSE”
You and I hear them, the stories of people who insist they are totally innocent of any wrongdoing. Yet they are definitely identified as...
Apr 12, 2023


“NOTHING FUN ABOUT IT, USUALLY”
“I am not stupid! Ignorant maybe, but certainly not totally stupid.” The rallying cry of most of us. Everyone feels better when they have...
Apr 7, 2023


“BETTER LEARN TO HOLD YOUR HOLT”
You’ve lived long enough to have heard a bunch of tired cliches and old sayings, I know. One of Andy’s favorites from an old friend is...
Mar 29, 2023


“DON’T LIVE THERE, JUST VISIT ONCE”
Most people have a bad habit. Nah, I don’t want to hear about your overeating- cigarette smoking- drug taking- lying- stealing-...
Mar 23, 2023


“HOW TO START YOUR OWN WAR”
We all have done it. Whether we deliberately intend to speak those words, or they just kind of slide out when our mouth opens. But things...
Mar 16, 2023


“I’LL DO IT LATER…MUCH LATER”
Everyone knows how to procrastinate – including me. I decided about two months ago to write this column. Finally, today I had to force...
Mar 9, 2023


“FLAGGED, BAGGED & TAGGED”
Saw the movie “THE JESUS REVOLUTION” yesterday. Amazing how seeing scenes and hearing phrases from decades before can instantly transport...
Mar 2, 2023
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